Sydney : buddies, don't run into me with your scooters. You aren't trained professionals like me. You don't know how to stop and turn really fast like this..(demonstrates a turn, nearly missing Cam)...Go, go and practice so that you can do this...(demonstrates again, only this time she runs into the chair a little) and soon you'll be good like me.
both boys watching her very unimpressed by her cool moves.
Ok. So it wasn't a conversation between the 3 kids per se, more like a sassy monologue.
I chimed in though. right at the end when I realized they had brought the scooters in from the garage.
Me : hey guys, take them outside. No scooters in the house.
They all 3 jumped on their scooters and took off down the hall. not towards the garage or even a close exit. in fact...further from an exit.
(sigh) oh mama. Now I have to get my angry eyes out and ready to put on because this won't end with any kind of cooperation.
I could really go for a chocolate chip cookie sundae right now.