Seriously people. I need help.
I was making cookies for Syd and had just pulled a batch out when she got home from school. (true story...I'm not making this up...I do actually make cookies for after school sometimes)
After we caught up and went over school stuff I placed another batch in the oven and went to my bedroom to make sure we were Tivo'ing the Ellen show. You know, the one that I was just on.
I turned the TV on. it was like 3:42 pm changed the channel to 4 and holy mother of mary. It's Ellen. Talking to Sophia Grace and Rosie. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It started at THREE not at FOUR.
FRIGGITY FRACK HOW WILL I EVER LOOK FOR MYSELF IN THE AUDIENCE AS PROOF THAT I WAS IN FACT THERE. GEEZE !
WHY don't I watch more TV. I don't and that is the first reason I should have CHECKED on the show time. dumb girl.
I called J and gave her the glum news. She was disappointed and had mentioned a few people said that they did in fact see us. Or thought they saw us in that flicker of an audience shot they do. Which only made me feel worse about the whole friggin thing. Cause maybe I looked SUPER great on TV.
J mentioned how she had TiVo'd it but set it to record the show at 4pm.
and I sat there for all of 2 seconds still depressed thinking....WAIT ! you can't TiVo something that's on and request a different time for it to record. duh. J.
Apparently we both know a few stupid human tricks. ta da !
After putting the kids to bed we went downstairs and checked the TiVo. Sure enough. There it was and there....J was. Well that's all I saw the first time I would pause and rewind and pause and rewind to make sure there wasn't some different angle I was missing. yip. I was missing.
And then the blocking me lady sat down and I was STILL hiding. and what the hell is blue arrow doing with her face in both pictures ? I think we caught her in a sneeze. look at them one after another and then say...aaaah. and then prmmmph....like she held in the achooo part. You see it right.
Best case scenario for her any ways.
this picture is titled elderly avoidence
J whistling. I'm saying something super cool and hip to the girl next to me and she's politely looking away wishing the old lady next to her would just shut up. notice the direction in which her eyes follow the yellow arrow. clearly away from me. Or maybe I was telling her something super hip and cool about the lady that the arrow is pointing to. That's how I'll remember it. aaah. such wonderful memories I make. up.Moving on.
It's a good thing the camera didn't show my face. It would have been clear I felt cheated out of a chance to win 500.00 on a gas card.
There you have it. Proof. and a little bit of fame.
Oh and also. I posted a video of the 2 cuties from commercial break and it's now private. I hope she opens it back up....it was great. That Sophia is a rock star. :)
