Dear Aunt Karma,

I just wanted to thank you for visiting my children this week.   That time that Nathan threw his sippy cup at Ryan and then turned to run away and ran right into the wall was just special.     I didn't have to use one ounce of emotion when I reminded him, again, that we don't throw things at people.  because.  he was already crying.
Thank you.
And thank you for spilling Syd's sno cone on her arm when she was pulling attitude with me last night.  and for breaking Cam's lego ship apart when he was throwing a fit and chucked his boat on the floor.   Wow, that was near perfect aim.   Those things are stinking small.
Thank you for waiting until Spencer calmed down to allow him to fix his own lego ship....I know it's hard listening to him scream when he's frustrated.  but trust me.  he'll calm down.  eventually.

You have saved me countless hours trying to come up with the right facial expressions and tone of voice to make them cry.    PLUS I get an added butterfly in my stomach giddy feeling effect when I feel like justice has already been served.    and I'm not even the bad guy.  BONUS.

I don't hold it against you when you've visited me in the past.   I try and learn from each and every visit and will also teach my children that you don't mess with Aunt Karma.
Your greatest and most devoted fan,
-K-

P.S.  Because you are so good to me, well, and because we paid $32.00, Syd is at camp ALL DAY TODAY !   Clear until 6 pm tonight.    
My Karma is gooooood !