My Kids

Nathan :  I wish that Syd's name was Mama, and Mama's name was Mama and Mommy J's name was just Mommy J and Spencer's name was Jackson and Ryan's name was Jackson and Cameron's name was Jackson and my name was Gaybop.

Ryan : Mom, I wish that you were my age so that you could be my girlfriend.

Cameron : Hey Mama, what's shakin' bacon.

I'm not exactly sure why he was disappointed but I'm glad he's able to express his feelings

Nathan : Ryan.....smell my finger.

Nathan : Mom, Ryan just peed outside.

Syd :  All you ever do is play Candy Crush
Ryan : No, sometimes they play Pet Rescue.   huh mom?