Tuesdays two cents

NEVER open the front door expecting to see a neighbor child.  It will surely be an adult who will notice the smeared left over makeup, the wet spots on your t-shirt revealing your nipplah because of the fight you just won (?) to get the faucet out of the hands of a 1 year old who knows to roll the office chair to the counters in which to turn it on.

ALWAYS pick up the closest child to hide said nipplah.

NEVER trust a 1 year old to make the right choices

ALWAYS run in ANY and EVERY direction when you notice a calm and quiet fall over your house for longer than 26 seconds and don't stop until you get to the bottom of it.   (this routine can sometimes proof disasteress at naptime)

NEVER let the babies outside to play while you finish this last hurry fast I just need to get these floors done, before making that trek around the yard with the pooper scooper.

ALWAYS assume it is in fact dog poop that you find your two 1 year olds crouched down inspecting and RUN SCREAMING WILDLY "CUH-CUH, CUH-CUH."  because if you don't.....

NEVER casually pick up a child who has been playing outside who was once crouched down inspecting something on the lawn and you just continued sweeping the floor assuming it must have been a bug or something fun.

ALWAYS use a nail scrubber on dog poop on little hands.

NEVER question the hard as nails drying ability of dog poop within a matter of 10 minutes, it isn't from the day before....it is from 10 minutes ago when they were crouched down inspecting something.  right ? I checked their hands the night before ? I think I did ? I'm positive ? I did.  for sure.

ALWAYS check the otha brotha...because yes, they are both nasty little, if it's trouble or poop we'll find it, babies.

NEVER forget to laugh.  even during the 'crappiest' times.  (pun intended)

ALWAYS forgive immediately following clean up.  but ONLY because you're cute and I could kiss your whole faces off.