Scene : 6pm Wednesday night, doorbell rings. Spencer and Cameron run to open it, revealing their friend Max from across the street.
Cameron : Hi Max.
Spencer : Max, we can't play.
Max : Hi.
Cameron : Yeah, we can't play. We're going to our grandma's for treats.
Spencer : Yeah, ah grandma's. We're leaving. Bye Max.
Max : I can come in and play still.
Spencer : no Max, we ah leaving.
Cam : yeah Max. we're leaving.
Spencer : Max, look at my eye, it's bleeding !
Cameron : yeah, look at my lip it's bleeding !
Spencer : Cameron scratched my face.
Cameron : Spencer kicked me.
Max : Hey look, a spider.
Spencer : Come on Max. Come in.
Cameron : yeah, come in.
and....scene.
Thing is. We were never going to grandma's house. Although coincidentally 2 minutes after this conversation grandma called on her way home from Grandma A's and is going to stop by.
The other thing is, Spencer and Cameron were both bleeding from being scratched and kicked.
They are now pushing Max on an office chair through out my house screaming bloody murder. The babies just joined in for the hell of it.